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Bryon
Group: Adam & Bryon
Height: 6'1"
Weight: 215 lbs
The details of Bryon's childhood are widely disputed. Some believe he was raised in a wealthy suburban town in New England where the norm was white baseball caps, jeeps and frat boys as far as the eye could see. Other stories claim that his grandparents raised him. According to these tales, he was locked up in their garage 90% of the time, and only let out to take out the garbage and go to school. No one seems to be able to account for a three-year gap in between his high school and college days. With no official records on file, he simply disappeared.
Then suddenly in 1996 he resurfaced in the poverty-stricken, heroin-infested, hellhole city of Willimantic, CT. Bryon took residence with his friend Adam Wallenta in a small building one step away from being condemned. Living off of ramen noodles and cheap beer, Bryon found himself working his way through college as a member of the Jet Force, a small but powerful reserve branch of the country's military force. He also supplemented his meager income with several odd jobs including manning the firearms desk at the local Wal*Mart and working the late shift at the local 24 hour quickie mart.
Both Bryon and Adam struggled to make lives for themselves despite harrasment from evil bill collectors, manipulative psychotic ex-girlfriends, and aliens hell-bent on world domination.
Bryon depends largely on his huge head, military training, his incredible ability to b.s., and his sense of humor to make it in this crazy world. Never a big fan of planning for the future, Bryon has the tendency to fall ass backwards into terrible situations, but always lands on his feet with little or no real consequences.
Loud, obnoxious, lazy, stubborn and messy are just a few of the characteristics he is known for by his enemies, but he is also well liked by the majority of those he meets. Fortunately for him, he is seen as a big harmless clown by most and his more abrasive characteristics are usually forgiven.
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